Here Are the Best Times to Go to the Bathroom During “Avengers: Endgame”

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Hello Marvel fans! Before we get going here, I want to be very clear that this post contains MILD SPOILERS. So, if you want to go into Avengers: Endgame as pure as Peter Parker…

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For the rest of you, I’ve made a list of the best times to go to the bathroom during Endgame because it has a RUNTIME OF OVER 3 HOURS and not everyone’s bladder will survive the snap.

Here’s how it works: Because I don’t expect anyone to be timing the movie (PUT YOUR PHONES AWAY), I’m just going to tell you which scenes are the most ideal to go and pee after. I’m also going to quickly fill you in with what you missed — just like your BFF would!

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Best time to pee #1: After Iron Man and Nebula get some help.

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What you’ll miss: A very upset Tony Stark yelling, “We failed!” at everyone, especially Captain America. (If you REALLY have to pee early on into the movie, this is your best time to go.)

Time you have to pee: About 3 minutes.

Best time to pee #2: After the first scene with Thanos.

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What you’ll miss: The screen cutting to black and a time jump. There’s a quick montage of NY and we see Captain America in a support group saying, “We’ve got to move on.”

Time you have to pee: 3 minutes.

Best time to pee #3: After Tony figures out how to make an “impossible” theory come true.

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What you’ll miss: Someone telling Tony, “I love you 3000.” Also Tony and Pepper talking about his invention. He says, “If you don’t think it’s a good idea, I’ll forget it and we’ll go to bed.” Pepper says, “But will you be able to rest?”

Time you have to pee: 5 minutes.

Best time to pee #4: After it’s discovered that there’s a glitch with Nebula’s cybernetic parts, in particular her memory projector.

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What you’ll miss: Thor meeting someone from his past and having a little bonding time with them. Rocket, meanwhile, chases down the Reality Stone (the red one).

Time you have to pee: 3 minutes.

Best time to pee #5: After Nebula does her little switcheroo.

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What you’ll miss: Hawkeye and Natasha going after the Soul Stone (the orange one). They spend quite a bit of time trying to come up with a plan on how to do it.

Time you have to pee: 3 minutes.

And that’s it! Because, TBH, you’ll want to stick around for the last hour or so of the movie.

It’s definitely worth peeing your pants for.

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